Lone Star



Those whacky Texans are at it again. The local newspaper in his 'home' town, the Lone Star Iconoclast, has come out pro-Kerry, giving up on their local man after backing him in 2000. In the spirit of open democracy, freedom of speech and all those other things Americans go on about but rarely either practise (or even have access to in many cases) the locals have ostracised the editor and the paper. Not surprisingly some cancelled subscriptions and the like, but then local stores and gas stations refused to even sell it while showing that Repulican Texans aren't a bunch of foolish children the local high school football team coach refuses to even supply the scores for games to the paper... Welcome to the land of the free, where you have the right to stay quiet... Godbless America and Keep Walking Tall, Texas! Enjoy your democratic rights as long as you choose to vote and make your opinion fit everyone else. What next, a two-minute hate??? Oh, wait....



Do these cattle-shaggin' areshole even realise neither he or his pappy are fucking Texans??!!!???!!! Then again, we're talking about a state that makes even other Americans shake their head in disbelief...