I am a mole and I live in a hole



The mole in question was disturbed however by the presence of several members of Her Majesty's Armed Forces in a bloody big hole in Mexico. And then the Mexican police, soldiers, rescue teams and immigration officials. And a lot of media. First it was a group of British scientists trapped by rising waters in a cave. Then suddenly it was armed forces personnel.



Then not only was it soldiers but it was admitted they had not informed the Mexican government that they had British soldiers training in their country. Then they refused a Mexican rescue team and instead waited for British rescue cave divers to be flown half way round the world.



Bit, no, they insist, there's nothing fishy going on, honest. I mean, would the British authorities lie to us or our allies?



Does Pinnochio have a big nose?