Oh dear what can the matter be? A man has been superglued to the lavatory...

The Beeb reports that an unfortunate man was literally stuck to the loo after making use of public facilities in the West Midlands because someone spread superglue over the toilet seat. Firefighters had to help the ambulance crew and the man was taken out of the public loo with the toilet seat still attached to his nether regions. Good lord, is nothing sacred anymore? I'm all for a good joke, but the time a man spend meditating with the Porcelain Buddha should be sacred!