Veiled meaning

Channel 4 is to front their alternative to the Queen's Christmas speech with a veiled Muslim woman this year. Hmmm, I wonder if this will also go out on HDTV? Just imagine being able to take in every fine detail in Hi-Def of the speaker's ... er... well, eyes and lots of fabric... Perhaps this might be better on radio... It would be much more interesting if the Queen decided to give her annual speech in a veil. I am thinking on giving the Woolamaloo Christmas speech dressed as a cowboy with a bandana over most of my face while waving a six-shooter about to prove that such facial wear is nothing to fear and that the cowboy way of life is not reliant on guns and violence. Yeehar, pardner!