Chimps attack American tourists

And another weird news story has some chimpanzees escaping a reserve and attacking some American tourists. George Bush called for immeadite action on all higher simians, stating that today they were terrorising innocent Americans, tomorrow the chimps could be building uranium enrichment plants and planning to take over the world, turning it into a planet of the apes. Tony Blair instantly agreed with everything the president said and promised full British support. Osama Bin Liner issued a statement calling on all monkeys and apes to rise up against their human oppressors who were clearly conducting a war against simians but was silenced by a barrage of hurled monkey poo.