I knew it!

According to the Register beer fights heart disease! I knew it! Taken with the research that shows red wine and strong chocolate have anti-cancer properties I must have an incredibly healthy lifestyle! Hey, Dr Atkins - get it up you, I'm following the beer, wine and chocolate diet. Of course you cannot live just on beer, wine and chocolate; that's why I have single malt whisky too. Well, you need to balance these things.