That bulb joke

It has come to my attention that perhaps the recent ‘how many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb’ joke may be construed as a biased article. We at the Gazette deny the charge of being lackeys of the Liberal Media Establishment (we hate Bruce bloody Springsteen) and tell you that we are as Fair and Balanced as such fine and impartial broadcasters as Fox news. To ensure unbiased satire we therefore present you with the Democratic version:

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer – none. What makes you think that useless shower of twats can change anything?

Oh yes, we like our biting political satire here.