Sad Valentine



In a sad tale for Valentine's Day (you know that holiday cooked up by card companies to make money and by couples to make the rest of us feel nauseated and suicidal at the same time) Mattel has announced that after 43 years the glitzy showbiz coupling of Ken and Barbie is over. Ken is being dumped for a surfing Ozzer as Barbie goes through her mid-life crisis. Rumours have it Ken has already been spotted in a night club being consoled by 'good friend' Liza Minelli.