The worm that turned



Me off, that is. Kept getting a “Windows will auto shutdown due to fault in 60 seconds” every time I logged on the other night. Mike Cobley was telling me there was a new worm tearing up the web. Then tonight on the news I hear that this worm was causing exactly this problem, so now I have to download the bloody patch. Don’t you hate these wee bastards who have nothing better to do than fuck up other folks? If only they had some friends or a social life, or even just did something constructive like look for porno on the web instead of writing little hack codes to piss off millions of folk around the world. My only comfort is that the person who wrote it is probably a solitary little compulsive masturbator with nae mates. Information and links to relevant patches are here.