Shag for health

Apparently the National Health Service is promoting regular shagging as good for your health - not just in terms of mental wellbeing but that 'sexcersise' can also promote physical health. Sadly they don't seem to be backing up this claim with treatment - it appears we aren't going to get a prescription from our doctors to visit a sexual therapist for a quick bonk, which is a shame as I'd imagine that would be a great boost to national morale and health. Suffering Seasonal Affected Disorder? Here, take this prescription to the Sex Nurse in room five for a quick shag... Oh well, guess we will have to take responsibility for our own well-being, eh? Anyone fancy getting healthy then drop me a line and bring a bottle of hot oil...