Brazil Olympics

Now that South America has its first ever Olympics Games coming up with Brazil winning the bid for the Games that follow the London Olympics (sorry, Chicago, looks like the awful US immigrations and security folks at airports helped in putting the Committee off a return to America for now) there will have to be more additional events included in Olympics. Since the Games will take place in Brazil there will now be the 100 metres Waxing competition, the Men's and Women's categories in most sports will now be joined by a Transgender category, there will be a Hunt the Escaped British Criminal sport added and Kidnapping and the 500 meter Orphan Pickpocketing Challenge will now be Olympic sports.