Spam-o-matic



Bloody spam, bane of many a web-users life.



"Hi there customer of Barcloyds Bank, our tech department have the problem computerlogical with your database and we are needing your account and password details please. As a thank you we are also giving to you our friend a chance to win money from the Nigerian State Lottery for only the small arrangement fee of £1000 to facilitate the transfer you have already be winning £2506789302048575638. This will also help you to enlarge your penis, win more money, see farm girls being shagged by chicken with strap-on dildos, get you an interest free government loan that they don't want you to know about and did we forget that your bank be broken - like our English - and we need your details again?"



Just to make things better, some scuzball AOL tech copied custoemr details, used them to spam folks then sold them on to other spammers... Nice. Then again if you are stupid enough to us Arseholes Online you pretty much deserve everything you get...



Altogether now: "Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam WONDERFUL SPAM, WONDERFUL SPAM"