H u t t o n – T h e M u s i c a l





Coming soon to the West End, Broadway and Peebles Community Meeting Hall



All-singing, all-dancing political satire with a groovy beat!





Featuring the hit songs:





Who Do You Think You Are Kidding, Mister Campbell?



Pack up all your Allegations in your Old Kit Bag and Smile, Smile, Smile



Alistair Campbell’s Lackies Sing This Song, Doo-dah, doo-dah



The Whitehall Whitewash Waltz



I’m Dreaming of a Whitewashed Report



Hoon, Hoon on the Range



Apathy in the UK



The BBC Blues





And a very special feature solo by Tony Blair singing I should be so Lucky





Also featuring the gyrations of the Dyke’s Dodgy Dossier Disco-Dancers and the Blair’s Boogie Woogie Crew





Music and Lyrics by Tim Rice, Mark Thomas and Joe



© Woolamaloo Media, 2004.





No ministers were harmed in the making of this musical report