The Celtic Kama Sutra



The miraculous and ancient shagging techniques passed on through the centuries, the love secrets of the Celts. This manual on better loving includes the many exotic practices and fascinating techniques and positions practised by our Celtic ancestors, including:



Raising the Sporran



The Kinky Kilt



Tossing the Caber



The Mighty Claymore



Stuffing the Haggis



The Highland Fling



Scottish Sword Dancing (for ladies with multiple male partners only)



The Boudica (for the more dominant lady)



The Gathering of the Clans (for real swingers only, yeah, baby, yeah!)



The Celtic Kama Sutra is researched and written by Doctor Hamish MacDeevyant, lecturer in Classical and Ancient Shagging at the University of Woolamaloo (Auchterarder Annex).